Archive for March, 2012

Angry Birds: On Thin Ice

Posted in Board Game Reviews with tags , on March 25, 2012 by Danny_Noe

2 to 4 players

ages 5 and up

approx. 30-45 minutes playtime

Angry Birds has become one of the most well known apps on smart-phones, and it was only a matter of time before they moved from the digital medium to the top of the table. Few things are more entertaining and more charming than launching those little, colorful birds at an assortment of rickety castles, but is that same charm and fun translated well enough to make for a fun evening? Well let’s crack this egg open and find out.

The Pieces

Inside the box you have your arrangement of different castle pieces, from wooden planks to ice pieces that snap together, two different angry birds: The pudgy red one, and the scrawny yellow one, three pigs and two helmets that snap on and off of the piggies, the slingshot tool you use to load up your birds, four decks of challenge cards with varying difficulties, a deck of bonus points cards, and lastly you have the spring loaded T.N.T. box. While the bird and pig pieces look nice, and the T.N.T. box is a neat feature, the castle pieces can be a pain sometimes. They’re designed so when you launch a bird at them, they’re more likely to fall apart, but when you have to actually build the castle, it becomes frustrating. The ice pieces that snap together don’t always stay together as you’re constructing your castle, and some parts just don’t want to stack at all. This is a problem if you’re building some of the more complicated castles, for they’ll keep falling down on you while you set them up. I think they could have done a little better on them.

The Rulebook

This has “Party Game” written all over it. The rules are simple enough to follow, but some of the choices they made are less than innovative. They tell you to fire at a minimum of 1-foot away from the castle, but the only thing they provide in terms of a ruler is mentioning the longer wooden pieces are “about 3 inches in length”. Granted, you can just go get a ruler and measure that way, but it really wouldn’t have been that hard to package a foot-long piece of string with the games for convenience. Also, there’s no say on mulligans in the rulebook, and if you play the game for the first time, you’re going to miss a lot. I recommend making some house rules as you go, just to move the game along.


Well, if you’ve ever played Angry Birds before, you know the drill: launch the birds and knock down all the piggies. This idea sounds fine, but once you spend the time to set up a castle, just to have the other person miss their 1-3 shots with the less than accurate slingshot, and then move on to the next castle, you realize that there’s some bugs in the system. Granted, you’re not expected to hit the castle every time, but if there’s a long string of missing, then it slowly starts to get boring and frustrating. I wound up setting house rules to where you still get points if you knock some pigs off, and that greatly sped up the gameplay.


This is one of a few different version of an Angry Bird tabletop game, and I hope the other ones refine the rules a little bit. Granted, it’s not a terrible game to play, but it’s not a terribly fun game to play either. The novelty of the Angry Birds franchise slowly loses its luster after a few rounds of this game. If your friend owns this game, I recommend giving it a try just for the novelty factor, but I wouldn’t recommend purchasing this game.



I understand that these types of games are marketed towards children, but even kids have better board game options out there.


The Red Dragon Inn

Posted in Board Game Reviews with tags , on March 19, 2012 by Danny_Noe

2 to 4 players

ages 13 and up

30 to 60 minutes playtime

After a long and arduous adventure of dungeon delving, our heroes have made it out of the dank depths and back into town, where they seek to spend their newly acquired fortune on drinks, gambling, and dames. And what better place to do all of this, then at The Red Dragon Inn?


The core game has four custom decks based on each of the characters. There’s the warrior, who has mostly offensive cards, then the Cleric, who has mostly defensive cards, the thief, who’s good at cheating and stealing (of course), and finally, the wizard, who must use his cunning and his hairball familiar in order to win. Each of the cards have their own enjoyable humor, and most of the titles consist of a phrase (such as the “I Don’t Think So!” cards, and the “What’s That Up Your Sleeve?” card) that are fun to shout out loud as the players try and screw their buddies over. Along with these character cards, there’s also the “Drink Deck”, which consists of various beverages, ranging from coffee, which gets you less drunk, to Dragon Breath Ale, which could leave you passed out on the floor. Also with the game is some simple cardboard coins, four play-mats for each player to keep track of his alcohol intake, fortitude, draw pile, discard pile, and the drinks he has, and lastly the game has colored beads to place on your play-mat. Should the beads ever meet, it means that player’s alcohol level has passed his fortitude, and in turn he is out of the game.

The Rulebook

The “rulebook” actually consists of a double sided piece of paper, making this quite a light game. The rules themselves are pretty easy to pick up, though there has been some confusion among players during the gambling portions of the game, but with the lightweight rules, this makes for a good party game.


The basic idea of the game is for the players to use their deck of cards to get the other players to either run out of money, or pass out from drinking too much. This can be achieved in various ways, as each deck of cards has their own play style to them. With the light nature of the rulebook, and the playful art on the cards, it makes the experience of eliminating friends fun and enjoyable. Plus, the game can go by so fast, that when a player is booted from the match, he doesn’t have to wait long for the next one.


If you’re looking for a fun, fast paced party game with enough strategy to it to keep it interesting, this is a good game to get. It even comes with expansions that offer new character decks to keep the experience fresh. And, given the fact that the game revolves around drink cards, this is a very easy game to incorporate alcohol, if you’re into that sort of thing. I honestly can’t think of anything bad about this game. It’s got just the right amount of weight to it to feel like you’re accomplishing something without having to spend the entire night playing it. So round up your party, divvy up the gold, and get ready for one rowdy night at The Red Dragon Inn.


Last Night On Earth

Posted in Board Game Reviews with tags , on March 12, 2012 by Danny_Noe

2 to 6 players

ages 12 and up

60 to 90 minutes playtime

Are you a fan of old B-movies? What about Zombies? Nothing has more of a staple in the horror industry than a horde of flesh starved corpses shambling through city streets, preying on a small band of survivors who seek to escape from them by any means necessary. Wouldn’t that be fun if there was a board game that captured the campy charm of those old zombie flicks? Well, with “Last Night On Earth”, you may be in luck.

The Pieces

I’m a sucker for modular boards, but I’ll admit that they can be a hassle to set up, especially when you have a lot of people playing with you. Last Night On Earth offers the appeal of a modular board while keeping it simple. There’s the center piece, which is a giant square. Players then choose 4 of 6 L-shaped boards to place on the corners of the center piece, creating a random map that’s quick to put together, so you can get right into the action.

To add even more to the modular nature of the game, players choose from one of the many scenarios to play at the start, and they get to choose four of the heroes to play as (that is, if they’re on the hero team). These scenarios and heroes are so easy to customize, you can even create your own, allowing for the players themselves to be the heroes of the game.

The playing bits are nice too. Along with the hero pawns and the zombie pawns, you also get a handful of tokens that are used in certain situations; whether it’s closing down one of the buildings on the board, creating a new zombie spawn point, or sicking “Old Betsy” on the zombie horde, there’s a bevy of tokens and chits to keep track of it with ease.

The most notable item that comes in the box is the official game soundtrack, equipped with 11 songs. I’ll admit, the songs are a bit goofy and kind of take away from the ominous nature of the game, but the fact that it comes with the game is just kind of cool. I’d recommend playing it once, just to hear the songs, but you’d be better off playing the soundtrack to “Castlevania: Symphony of The Night”.

The Rulebook

The rules themselves can be easy enough to understand how to play, but there are so many minor details that can be overlooked. It seems every time I play the game, I find some new rule wedged in between the other rules. It can be a little frustrating having to learn all the little details, but it doesn’t make the game unplayable.


The players are split into two teams; one team controls the heroes trying to survive, while the other team controls the zombie horde. Each team has significantly different play styles and decks of cards, as the game is tailored in favor of the zombies, which adds to the survivor-horror feel of the game. The hero team spends their time desperately trying to gather as many items they can to benefit them while attempting to thin out the zombie horde, and the zombie team assaults the humans for the chance of a good-old-fashioned brain feast. They even have the incentive of turning some of the hero players into “Zombie Heroes”, which are extra strong zombies who pack more of a wallop. The overall feel of the mechanics is solid and fun, as each side works together to co-ordinate and take out the other side.


I really enjoy playing this game with friends. It’s fun, easy to set up, and not too complex for the more casual players. The modular board, scenario, and heroes offer up a large amount of replay and customization. My only complaint is the minor rules you may overlook the first few times, but this is by no means a deal breaker at all. If you don’t already own this game, I highly recommend you buy it, round up some friends, and have a wonderful night of brain eating and zombie slaying.

Final Score: 9/10